Todd: What the hell did you do to your hair?
Blair: I cut it. What did you do to yours?? What are you doing here??
Todd: Well I got really bored so I came to Cincinnati for a beer. And then I walk into this place
and everybody from Lanview is there. what's ... what's wrong with you people,
can't you just leave me alone?
Blair: Where's Tea?
Todd: You don't need to know
Blair: What did you do to her Todd?
Todd: I cut her up into little pieces and I keep her in my freezer.
Well, maybe.
Sam: You got a chase to cut to, cut to it, pal.
Todd: Here's the thing. Last time I was in town, I sent RJ this fake bomb in the mail,
and then there was this tiny little gas leak in his apartment and then he jumped in front of a bullet
that I accidentally shot at him, which was clearly HIS fault. It's really ... really no big deal but ...
Todd: Oh come on Sam, look I'm not asking you to be my friend, I'm asking you to be my lawyer!
Okay fine. Fine, I'll go ask your girlfriend, Nora, you know she's always had a soft spot for me,
I'm sure she would jump at the chance to defend me. And you know she still understands
the value of a dollar.
Sam: Nora is ...... dead.
Todd: Did you have her killed?
Todd: You see I ran into Jessica and Will and Christian. They were in this rock kinds place.
you're never going to believe where it was, check this out ...
Sam: No, no, no ... please, I don't want to know, don't tell me.
Todd: Just a second ago you wanted to know.
Sam: Oh, yeah, well the cops also want to know and what I don't know I can't tell them.
Todd: Oh I see, rock, Sam, hard place.
Vicki: Why are you here?
Todd: Maybe I came here to see you.
Vicki: Maybe I don't believe you?
Vicki: The police are still looking for you, you know.
Todd: Okay, I'll ... I'll make sure I don't go window-shopping on Main Street.
Todd: They're fine. In fact it's pretty good, she's got ....she's got charisma.
I think it's gotta be in her genes.
Vicki: Don't flatter me.
Todd: No, me. It's gotta be my genes
Vicki: That's why you brought me the tape, right?
Todd: Yeah! That's why I brought you the tape. I was gonna bring you a ... a greeting card,
but I couldn't find one that said, 'Gee, I'm sorry you have cancer! Hey look, I can't deal with this,
all right? I mean I couldn't even deal with my parrot dying ...
Vicki: You know, I knew you were here in February.
Todd: Really? Was I? I'll check my calendar.
Todd: Okay, that's enough, you gotta cut it out right now, you gotta stop it right now. Look at me,
look!
Hey! I lost half my hair, you see me crying, huh? Come on, we'll get you wig, right, a red one
or a blue one
or... Some ... some of my favorite people are bald, you know? Yeah, uh ... uh G. Gordon,
that guy... Mussolini ... Dr. Evil ...
Ben: You're Todd?
Todd: Yeah. Who is this goon? You hire him for protection?
Vicki: No, this is Ben Davidson. And I'm going to marry him.
Todd: Ewwww! Vicki, I leave town for a few months and you go crazy?
Vicki: Right. I'm lost without your calming influence.
Ben: Todd Manning? I've heard a lot about you.
Todd: Yeah, none of it good, probably.
Ben: Well, like I said I heard a lot of stories and not all of them are good.
Todd: I don't like to show people my good side until I get to know them a little bit.
Todd: I should warn you that the more people get to know me the more they wish they hadn't.
Ben: I'll take my chances
Vicki: Is everything alright?
Ben: Yeah, Blondie, we're just getting to know each other.
Todd: Oh, you're kidding me. Blondie?
Vicki: Don't Todd.
Todd: No it's great. Does ... does that make you Dagwood?
Vicki: Where are you going?
Todd: I don't know! Isn't life just a marvelous carnival?
Vicki: Take care of yourself.
Todd: DUH???
Todd to Will: Listen, you go to Ireland, and I'll take care all the details. And you know?
You'll love it there. there are plenty romantic sobs like you.
Cris: where is she (Tea)?
Todd: In a better place.
Cris: what did you do to her?
Todd: I don't remember, there where a lot screams... and then it all went black…
Cris: you are sick!
Todd: you think you are the first person that ever told me that?
Todd to Will: OK, you still on the run, you may know how to use to this silverwares,
but you still a loser!
Todd and Cris:
Todd: I wonder what taking Will and Jessica so long?
Cris: you just asked me that two minutes ago.
Todd: did I? Really? Wow! Guess I really concern about losing one of my three musketeers.
Vicki: Todd! You scared me!
Todd: what do you need to scare of? My driving record happened to be the only record
I have that spotless.
Vicki: for real? You really taking me to Jessica?
Todd: would I lie to you? I mean, would I lie to you when you have Cancer?
Vicki: Todd, why didn't you just rings the ball and said, "I take you to Jessica"?
Why did you have to kidnap me?
Todd: I didn't think of that
.
Todd: the kids don't want any one to know where they are, and if you know, you might slip and tell
the beefy-guy.
Vicki: his name is Ben.
Todd: all right, Ben, the Beefyguy.
Vicki: how long do you have that (the pelephone)?
Todd: about a year and a half, I have great call planning: I have 'ID' call an ...
Vicki: oh- shut up!
Todd: you shut up, call the beefyguy.
Todd to Vicki: you hug me- I rip your wig off.
Todd to Matthew: all right you want to play a game?
Todd: all right, this is how this game goes:
I say something and than you, you say the same thing I said back to me. All right? You ready?
Todd: Todd rules!
Matthew: Todd rules!
Todd: Will drools!
Matthew: Will drools!
Todd: excellent.
Matthew: excellent.
Todd: all right, you tell your dad that ok? The next time you see him.
Matthew: o.k
Matthew: good one.
Todd: good one.
Todd: you know you're a lot easier to negotiate than your big brotherWill. But that's you know
probably because Will is a little slow...
Todd: the next time you see your father you tell him what I told you, all right? And I'll give you 5000$.
Todd: let me get it straight, you think that I'm jealous of all the attention that you give your real sans?
Sam: Yes, I do.
Todd: that's stupid! You should be honored I choose you!
Todd at Cris's place:
Todd to Cris: you are the one that's freaked out. now, this is a 320$ shirt!
Jessica: what are you doing here? Are you in trouble?
Todd: No, Sam is going to care of all my legal problems.
Jessica: and what if he doesn't?
Todd: No. He will, he just doesn't know it yet.
Todd to Cris and Jessica: I don't want Vicki dead. She's one of the 2 or 3 people I don't want dead!
[Looking at Jessica]: Yea, you too!
Todd and Will on the way to the boat:
Will: lying to Jess about Vicki is not Christian style.
Todd: No. And taking money from dead babies is not your style either. But you know?
People do funny things when they see a girl with pretty yellow hear.
Todd: It's my car. It's my radio. Now, what do you say?
Will: please?
Todd: No
Todd to Will: yeah, it's different, like your parents are different. Let me tell you something, all right?
If all this Michel Baldwin songs were true, your mother was still with your father instead of hanging
with Colin and playing "hide the dead women"!
Will: what do you care what happen to me and my dad?
Todd: I don't really. You see, I just saving that to the shark tank , Cause you see,
I get three bad-guys points for every bad fellow that I help escape.
Will: there is a tape out there and Asa's confession on it. I'm going to find it.
Todd: I'm sure. Maybe the good 'fairy tape' will put it under your fellow.
Blair: honey, I'm sorry did I wake you up?
Starr: No, I was already awake.
Blair: what's wrong sweetheart? Are you having trouble sleeping?
Starr: No, I was talking to daddy.
Blair: you mean Fred the magic frog, right? Daddy told you to talk to him when you miss him?
Todd: why would she talk to a staff animal when she can talk to me?
Blair: get out Todd!
Todd: I just got here.
Blair: what the hell are you doing here Todd?
Todd: visiting my daughter.
Blair: well you know what if the cups find out that you are here they'll probably throw you in jell.
Todd: please, the cups couldn't catch a cold.
Blair: I know what you're doing. You're helping him so he'll represent you.
Todd: That's right. From now on Sam gets what ever he wants. Max's secret, he's son freedom,
even the love of his life back!
Blair: the love of his life is dead Todd!
Todd: things change.
Blair: dead is dead Todd.
Todd: is it?
Todd: you're having a baby?
Blair: it's noun of your business.
Todd: it's definitely my business. Nobody told you that you could have a baby!
Blair: oh, butt out Todd.
Todd: you're going to grow a Buchanan? And he's going to be Starr's stepbrother?
Blair: So what?
Todd: So I don't like that idea.
Blair: I don't care if you don't like it! It doesn't matter anyway because I'm not going to have
a Buchanan baby because I'm on the pill and I don't miss it.
Todd: so you have some kind of a plan?
Blair: yea, I got a plane and I'm not telling you what it is!
Todd: fine I won't tell you mine.
Blair: you've got a plane too?
Todd: always.
Blair: oh really, let me guess you're going to raise Nora from the dead.
Todd: come on Blair, nobody is that good.
Todd and Starr:
Todd: Hi Starr, you writing me a letter?
Starr: daddy you came back!
Todd: yea, I always come back, right?
Starr: no
Todd: oh, well I'm here now so you don't need to waste your time writing me a letter.
Starr: It's not for you. I'm writing to my friend Keilev from Kiev.
Todd: about what?
Starr: staff. About what mom is doing to uncle Max.
Todd: oh ...
Starr: how do you spell revenge?
Starr: please daddy, be with mommy and take care of us. Wouldn't you like that?
Todd: Starr, I just I can't be together with Blair.
Starr: why not?
Todd: because I can't be together with Blair.
Starr: Can I stay with you and Tea?
Todd: well, I can't be together with Tea either.
Starr: your life is a mess!
Todd: yea…
Todd and Sam:
Todd: you got a spot here.
Sam: what?
Todd: on your rug here, you get great big spot on your rug. Don't look at me like that! I didn't do it!
Sam: Todd look, I am real grateful to you for believing me about Nora and helping me look for her.
Todd: Thanks, coach.
Sam: I mean I know I was rough on you when you first came to town I chood you up.
But the truth is I do care about you.
Todd: Ok, you scaring me now.
Todd: OK, you and Nora, you get this ...'thing'
Sam: love?
Todd: No! Well ... no. It's a 'thing'
Sam: what 'thing'? You get to be more clear with me.
Todd: you get to work with mw here Sam.
Sam: OK. Fine, a 'thing'. a connection.
Todd: right, a connection. Someone like you will call it like that.
Sam: OK.
Todd: the point is, you're not nuts and what do you care what anybody else think?
The hell with them!
You know what you know...
Blair: Max ... you were an animal, you're tiger.
Todd: yeah, he earns his striates every day.
Blair: what are you ding here?!
Todd: looking at you.
Blair: what are you 'still' doing here?!
Todd: it's not still, it's again. You see, I went out and came back. Me and Starr had lunch.
Blair: why did you do that?
Todd: I was hungry.
Todd (to Blair): ho, so all this, you're not pregnant but you telling Max that you are?
What will he do when he find out? Gash, jump from a tall step stool?
Todd: you know Starr doesn't like Max either; maybe I should get rid of him.
Blair: Oh and I'll bet you be very thrall at it too but you know what No thanks cause
I'm going to do it my way!
Todd: What are you Frank Sinatra?
Blair: ha ha ha even you will be impressed
Todd: we were a team once, do you remember?
Blair: Do I have to?
Todd: We can do it again we can take on the world.
Blair: I don't have anything against the world, Todd.
Todd: Fine we'll start with Lanview.
Skye: do I know you?
Todd: I'm Starr father.
Skye: Congratulations. So what do you want with me?
Todd: for starting, a refund. Starr says you're lousy nanny.
Todd: first you have to get something strait: you don't upset Starr. You get that?
Skye: OK, no problems.
Todd: I'm not done. You don't upset Blair 'cause that will upset Starr.
So you don't spend any more time with Max, cause that will upset Blair, which will upset Starr,
which will upset me. You don't wanna upset me.
Blair: what are you doing now?!
Todd: I'm doing thru your staff.
Blair: oh so you're looking for a foundation to cover up your scar?
Todd: so, I took care of the red-lady.
Blair: you didn't...
Todd: yeah, I killed her.
Blair: I locked her up in a wine cellar and she's a louse and she didn't drink a drop!
I shaft her head in the toilet and she came back fighting!
Todd: kids staff. Look, if you really wanna scare someone you have... fear is like a boom-timing.
You getta, you getta set it up and let it tick tick tick...
Blair: what did you do Todd? Just pick a book that says "how to look respective
when you don't even close"?
Todd: did you write it?